Fishy Oil

June 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Fishstick Paltrow slithered onto the Tonight Show last night to barf about the all-knowing GOOP, but it was her greasy bones that got all the attention. During the first part of her talk with Conan, Fishy was all oiled up. Bitch’s legs looked like two malnourished dildos covered in Crisco. Tommy Girl must have not been in town, because he would stormed the set and shoved her legs up his Scientolohole.

I’m guessing Fishy’s stems were like that, because the wet oily POOP she’s full of was starting to leak out of her pores when she started to talk. It happens often. One of her slaves must have wiped it up with an organic cashmere baby wipe during the commercial break, because her legs were caca grease free in the second part. Below is a clip of her slimy stems in motion:

SoupSoup VIA Gawker

Tags: Gross, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hot Slut of the Day

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