Suck On Daniel Craig
June 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
For a limited time, hos in Britain will be able to lick Daniel Craig all over, because Del Monte has put out a popsicle in his honor after conducting a survey. Over 1,000 chicks voted that they wanted a topless Daniel on a stick. It will only be on sale until June 7th.
They got the body and crotch area right, but the face will give me night terrors. He kind of looks like Gary Oldman in Dracula. He’s just missing the two hairy titty cones on his head.
Del Monte also announced that they are not responsible for any freezer burned vaginas or assholes. And don’t even think about using that stick. You don’t want splinters in the snatch.
Image: Splash
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