Morning Wood
May 26, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Just call her Demi MoreMOONSHINE. Bitch has never looked hotter. – Popeater
Johnny Depp really wants a giant gut over his peen area – Celebitchy
The most SHOCKING thing St. Angelina has done in years – SOW
What did that poor plastic scorpion do to deserve this? – ICYDK
I just hope Kylie Minogue uses the lyrics to “Locomotion” as her wedding vows – I’m Not Obsessed
Kerry Katona shows off her mangled fug sacks – Holy Moly!
Sparkly vampires in Italy – Socialite Life
Thomas Jane is HUNG – Popbytes
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