Sherlock Nipples

May 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Homey: The Search For Jude Law’s Hairline starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law isn’t hitting theaters until Christmastimes, but there’s already a trailer out. Guy Ritchie sold out to the man and the result doesn’t look that awful. I mean, this isn’t the Sherlock Homey isn’t at all likes the books. This has a lot of fighting, hard nipples, lost hairlines, explosions, cliche slow-mo shit and silly British accents! Seriously, his accent is kind of funny. I bet Vadge’s roidy-pussay sounds like that when it’s had too much champagne. That was Guy’s inspiration.

Hopefully, Sherlock Homey won’t be the latest in a string of shit shows for Guy Ritchie. Although, Swept Away is still one of my favorite movies to bong too. Try it. Vadge’s acting skills paired with some of the sweet green makes for a hilarious fucking experience.

Tags: African Orphans, Cinema, Jude Law, KITTENS, Rachel McAdams, Robert Downey Jr.

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