Stop The Snorting And Put Down The Rolled Bill!
HoHan got a job! And the job doesn’t involve getting dick slapped on the face on camera! At least, I don’t think so. Who knows, that may make the director’s cut. Anyway, HoHan has been cast in a real movie that isn’t of the porn variety! HoHan giving blow jobs to random dudes who claim they are big-time Hollywood producers has finally paid off. She will star in “The Other Side” with Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.
Variety says the “indie fantasy comedy” is about “a grad student who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before.” Does it also involve a polar bear, a cloud of evil smoke, time traveling, moving islands and a baby blue Volkswagen van? This is some Dharma shit right here. “Shit” being the key word. I tell jokes. This sounds almost better than Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. ALMOST.
Shooting will begin this summer on an island off the coast of Massachusetts. My guess is that it will premiere on a random Saturday at midnight on the Sci-Fi Channel. Check your local listings to make sure!
It’s a good thing for HoHan that Woody Harrelson is in this cast, because he always bring the good shit. Bitches be stoned the whole time.
Here’s the future Oscah winner at LAX yesterday with Granny Ali. You know, those leggings are doing nothing for HoHan’s crotch area. Her pussy looks like it’s hyperventilating.
