Quote From A Dumb Bitch

May 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This is what spotlight slut Lisa Rinna told Entertainment Tonight when they asked her about the swine flu: “I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house. How do you know it’s the swine flu? I don’t know but we had all the symptoms. We had it before it came out. I’m serious. I’m dead serious. We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine.”

We had it before it came out? Is she tickling our asses? Isn’t Lisa kind of admitting that she’s the cause of it all? Everyone had except for Lisa, because she IS the swine flu. I mean, it makes sense. Her lips look like the swollen anal glands of a pot-bellied pig. Except these swollen anal glands still manage to push out caca nuggets. Yes, I do believe Lisa Rinna is the swine flu. Quarantine the bitch!

Tags: Dumbasses, Quote of the Day, Shut Your Hole, Uncomfortable, Your Face Scares Me

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