Pepaw Ed Is In The Hospital

February 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

When Ed McMahon almost lost his caramel square kingdom last year and his gold digging wife used the shit out of their AMEX card, I figured 2009 would be a better year for him since 2008 was full of suckery. Well, I figured wrong, because Ed is laid up in the ICU and it’s not looking pretty.

Pepaw Ed has been in the hospital for weeks with that evil ass devil known as pneumonia sitting on his lungs. TMZ says condition and is really serious and one bitch close to Ed said, “It’s not great, to say the least.”

I realize that Ed has a case of the olds, so he might have to shuffle off to the great beyond soon to co-host The Heaven Show with Johnny Carson, but he can’t go like this. It’s just sad. Somebody get your ass down to Ed’s bedside with a bunch of balloons and a check for one million hugs. Okay, that last sentence was sponsored by KRAFT. It’ll taste even better between two slices of fried bread.

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