Adnan Might Be Someone’s Cellmate

February 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Adnan Ghalib, Brit Brit’s old Cheetoclit tosser, was charged with three felonies by the L.A. District Attorney for busting his car into a dude who was trying to serve him with legal papers on February 11th in Los Angeles.

TMZ says the process server was trying to deliver some shit to Adnan in connection with the Brit Brit case. Adnan wasn’t about to get served, so he allegedly hit the dude with his car and kept on driving. The dude jumped on Adnan’s hood so he wouldn’t get squished. Server Dude got cut up and broke his wrist.

Adnan is charged with assault deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run. Bail will be set at 110,000 clams. The fucktard could get up to 7 years if he gets the big C on all charges.

Come on, we all know prison is Adnan’s fate. Even Brit Brit knew this. That’s why she always took him to gas stations so that they could feast on soggy hot dogs and jerky. She was preparing him for chokey food.

And Adnan has got the moobs for prison. He’s also got the landing strip too. His prison daddy is going to love that landing strip tickling his nuts while Adnan tongue polishes his pole. Bitch will be a star wifey in the big house.

Tags: Britney Spears, Buying Children, Trash

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