Kate Moss Hates TomKat And I Love Her For That

At last year’s costume gala at the MET in NYC, Kate Moss was waiting in a long line to greet the event’s organizers. You know, kind of like when you meet the queen. Well, the biggest QUEEN of them all sashayed by with his robobeard in tow and cut the entire line (not Kate’s kind of line).

This made Kate Moss’ snagtooth throb in anger. She told New York Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), “We stood in line for an hour or something to say hello. We’re going, ‘I can’t believe this. You can’t smoke. You can’t have a drink.’ Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, ‘Who the fuck are they? They’re not even in fashion’.”

Those two twats are NEVER in fashion. And I’m going to co-sign Kate’s “Who the fuck are they?” statement. You know even Suri asks that question whens he gets up in the morning.

In Tommy Girl’s defense, that power bottom always gets to cut a receiving line. But now we know Kate HATES those two and just needs a reason to get rid of them forever. The next time they are in the same room together, it’s someone’s duty as a human being to drop a coke bomb all over Tommy and Katie. Then run to Kate Moss and shout, “The party’s over there.” That coke-eater will snort those two up faster than you can say “GLIB.”