Katie Price Thinks Dita Von Teese Is Rank

December 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Let’s compare Katie Price’s and Dita Von Teese’s Playboy covers, shall we? Dita’s is actually pretty classy for Playboy. I could have a cup of tea with it. Pinky up, legs crossed and all. Katie’s however looks like it belongs in the dirty escort section of L.A. Weekly. We should all be wearing condoms while looking at it.

Well, Katie disagrees with me and thinks Dita’s cover is gross. She told OK! (via The Sun) that she’s ready to bare her mangled titty balls for Playboy again. She said, “I’d love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese’s cover and it’s crap. The woman is rank. It’s not my cup of tea that she’s so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers’ Wives. It didn’t look like Playboy to me.”

Dita should take this as a compliment. If Katie thinks you’re hot, it probably means that your skin looks like its covered in dried caca and you have Tupperware bowl for breasts. One of Dita’s cooch berries is a million times sexier than Katie Price’s whole body. Sorry for the visual, but it’s true.

Tags: Dita Von Teese, Dumbasses, Katie Price, Uncomfortable

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