Guy Ritchie Doesn’t Want A Cent

November 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Guy Ritchie has opted out of wrestling any money from Vadge’s cold, dead vagina. Guy could have filled his pockets with up to half of Vadge’s $600 $450 million fortune in their divorce settlement, but he’s reportedly done the saintly thing and is voluntarily walking away with nothing. Gold diggers of the world, let’s all bawl our eyes out together.

The Daily Mail claims that the divorce settlement has been reached and an announcement will be made any day now. When Vadge throws all her millions on the bed and rolls around in it, not one bill will be missing. She gets to keep all her cash. The only thing Guy asked for is joint-custody of his two boys, Rocco and David. A source said that the two boys will split their time between London and New York. Lourdes will stay in New York with her mommy. I hope Guy also demanded his nuts back. He’s going to need those in the future.

A source said, “It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.”

Guy Ritchie obviously has a heart made of gold, rainbows and tears of joy from the Live Feed Puppies, because I would have bled that bitch dry! Even if he didn’t want any money for himself, he should have taken as much as he could, cashed it out at the bank and then walked the streets, throwing her precious money in the air like a fucking modern-day Robin Hood!

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