Ali Lohan Wants A “BMW Truck”

November 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Forty…I mean…fourTEEN year old Aliana Lohan won’t be able to drive legally for another year or so, but she already can’t wait to start driving. Don’t worry, I’m sure by the time she turns 16, a law will be passed banning all Lohans from getting behind the wheel.

Ali told Life & Style, “I’m so excited. I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’” And what kind of car does she want? “I want a BMW truck!”

I’ve heard of BMW SUVs before, but I’ve never heard of something called a BMW “truck.” I figured that since Ali’s life is filled with luxury, the BMW truck is only something classy people know about. So I decided to google “BMW truck” and this came up:

OH! My uncle used to have one of those! It always sat in his front yard on two bricks. Right next to his custom-made Nissan Sentra convertible!

Tags: Dumbasses, Uncomfortable, White Oprah

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