Kim Porter Better Have Something To Say About This

Kim Porter was with Diddy for 10 fucking years. They have 3 children together and his ass never married her. I think they were engaged at least 100 times, but I’m not sure. Star Magazine reports that Diddy is telling his friends and family that he will marry a woman and her name is not Kim Porter. Her name is Cassandra Ventura. That’s a hot name. She’s got Kim in the name department. Sorry.

A source said, “Diddy said they hadn’t set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear the news first.” 38-year-old Diddy met 21-year-old Cassie when he signed her to his label in 2006.

If Cassie thinks she’s getting the wedding of her dreams, she’s mistaken. This is going to be The Diddy Show. He will be the bride, groom, priest, best man, all of the groomsmen and all of the bridesmaids. Everything will have his face on it and he’ll perform at the ceremony and the reception. Cassie will just sit on the side, waiting until it’s time to cut the damn cake.

That’s if Kim Porter doesn’t crash the ceremony. Shit, I’ll even drive her ass there and hold down Diddy while Kim slaps the shit out of him. Then we’ll steal a bunch of jordan almonds (love those) and bust out of there.