Stop Feeding The Beast!!!!

June 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The she-devil terrorist known as Rachel (I know it’s “Rachael,” but I want to piss her off) Ray won an Emmy last night. A fucking Emmy. And the award wasn’t for being the biggest cunt with a gay husband. You can’t tell me her husband ain’t a salad-tossing-loving homo. Those eyes have definitely seen their fare share of bear daddy porn.

Anyway, RACHEL’s show won Best Talk Show (Entertainment). You know, because seeing a fake ass walking sausage screaming “EVOO,” “delish” and “good to go” every 5 seconds is real entertainment. This award is only feeding the beast. RACHEL must be stopped!

Speaking of feeding the best, TyTy Baby also won herself an Emmy for Best Talk Show (Informative). I mean, she was up against Dr. Phil. TyTy is going to talk about this Emmy for at least the next 300 years. Every conversation will start with, “Well, when I won the Emmy” or “You know what my Emmy award taught me?” Bitch could have at least put on a lacefront that wasn’t made out of HoHan’s leftovers and Barbie pubes.

Click here to see all the Daytime Emmy winners from last night. I mean, Rachael Ray?! Methinks a devil named Oprah is behind this!

Tags: Fug, I Don't Like Jokes, Rehab, Tyra Banks

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