Forget Matt Dillon!

June 15, 2008 / Posted by:

What about the sexy hunk sleeping behind him?! That’s who the paps should be shooting. Wait…maybe the dude is dead. Naw, he’s just taking a little kitten nap on those luscious chichis of his. Matt Dillon is too vain to realize the raw hotness behind him.

I also can’t tell if Matt has pecs or moobs underneath that shirt. Either way, I’d still motorboat.

Here’s Matt and sleepy sexy hunk in NYC the other day.

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