Wake Me When Their Wedding Pictures Come Out

April 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Actually don’t wake me, just slip the pics under my pillow and give me a nice slap on the ass. You get extra points if you whisper “sweet buns” into my ear before leaving my room. Anyway (and a big anyway), Beyonce and Jay-Z filed their signed marriage license on Friday in Scarsdale, NY.

People reports that the town clerk said April 4th is listed as their wedding date. Bey and Jay still haven’t confirmed to their adoring public. The license was filed more than 5 day after the wedding, but it will be processed without penalty. The town clerk claimed the penalty is usually waived. LIES! They should have rejected the license just to say they did. The town clerk should have tore up the license, stuck it in her mouth and then arrested them on the spot. I hate missed opportunities.

I guess that confirms that. BLAH!

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Hotness, The "Who Cares?" News, Weddings

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