Tommy Wants Will (In More Ways Than One)

The Church of Scientology reportedly wants more African American members in their church and is hoping Will Smith can help them achieve their goal. The church opened up a center in Harlem in 2003 and is actively pursuing Will and Kimora Lee Simmons. Both have denied they are members of Tommy Girl’s clan.

A souce told MSNBC’s The Scoop that Will is definitely in the process of becoming a member, “He’s been getting more and more involved. And it isn’t just him, it’s definitely Jada, too. It’s that as he becomes more involved, you’d think he’d sort of help fly the flag with Tom (Cruise), who seems to only get a bad rap for it, while Will does this and comes through just fine.”

Where’s Tommy Lee Jones when you need him? Only ToLee can help Willy get back on track and battle the aliens. The aliens are the enemy! I think it’s time for another “Men in Black” sequel to remind Will of this. The Scientologists can have Jada! Maybe it will stop her from making horrific music with her band, Wicked Wisdom.

Radar Magazine believes Kimora is involved in the church, because David Miscavige spoke about how Kimora distributed an edition of Hubbard’s “The Way to Happiness,” with her face on the cover, to school kids in NJ. The kids?! Screw the schoolyard drug pushers! This is a bigger threat.