Titties Become Her
March 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Nicole Richie recently said that she doesn’t like having big chichis, because they aren’t really her. How can you not like having those things? I would never leave the house if I had those things. I would be too busy singing them lullabies and telling them how much I love them. I would send them Valentine’s cards and we would frolic through the fields together. It would be a wonderful life.
Bitch should get knocked up more often. It won’t last. She’ll be back to looking like a rat fetus in no time. The weave isn’t looking as fresh though. She should yank that shit out while she’s hanging on to it. Rip that motherfucker out.
Here’s Nicole at the opening of DCMA. The tool that got her knocked up owns the joint.
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