Punxsutawney Phil Is A Hateful Groundhog!
February 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Punxsutawney Phil saw his own shadow in Pennsylvania this morning which means there’s 6 more extra weeks of Winter. Each February 2nd thousands of people travel to Punxsutawney, PA to watch that dumb bitch Phil come out of his hole. Bitch was probably drunk! He doesn’t know what he saw. The tradition is if Phil sees his shadow, there’s 6 weeks more of Winter and if he doesn’t, Spring comes early.
However, Phil’s arch rival, Gen. Beauregard Lee in Georgia, did not see his shadow this morning. I’m going with Beauregard Lee. He has the dumbest name, but he’s probably the smarter groundhog.
Screw that Phil! He’s a wife beater and a drunk. I can tell. Look at him. He can barely keep his eyes open. He didn’t see shit!
Happy Groundhog day!
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