The Freaks Come Out at Night

February 11, 2007 / Posted by: admin

Tyra, Tyra, Tyra….now you wonder why people make fun of your FAT ASS. Well, it’s because you show up to parties looking like Stevie Nicks on crack. Tyra looked like a straight-up at H.A.M at Clive Davis’ party for the Grammy Awards last night. I think there’s more hair on her eyes than in her weave. MESS.

Xtina needs to stop!!!! She dresses like she’s going to a 40s-themed murder mystery dinner! Come to 2007 sweetie….it isn’t hard!

Ashlee Simpson spent a lot of time and money getting her face fixed, but chose to ignore her avalanche chin. I mean that thing makes Jay Leno’s look like an ant farm. That being said, she’s slowly becoming the hotter Simpson sister. There’s something seriously wrong in this world when things like this happen.

Below is Vanessa Manillafolders with some douche and the hotness that is Rihanna. She really can do no wrong.

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Mario Lopez, Rihanna, Tyra Banks

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