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April 6, 2019 / Posted by:

The Flintstones house that has snobby San Francisco suburbanites saying, “Yabba dabba don’t!

I grew up in California, but nowhere near Bedrock, I mean Hillsborough, CA, and I remember hearing about the glorious Flintstones house there. It was built in 1976 by architect William Nicholson, and they call it the Flintstones house even though it looks nothing like the house where Wilma and Fred lived, which looks more like the half head of a snowman in a beret. A couple of years ago, 84-year-old publishing mogul Florence Fang bought it for $2.8 million and decided to really Flintstones that bitch up by painting it like a hot dog an adding dinosaurs and a “Yabba Dabba Doo!” sign to the yard. SF Gate says that has made the rich, snobby neighbors and town officials snap at their butlers like, “Wadsworth, do shut the shades, those déclassé dinosaurs are hurting my corneas.”

Officials have filed a lawsuit against Florence Fang, who once published the San Francisco Examiner, claiming that the changes she’s made to the property, including the dinos, the sign, and a steep staircase, aren’t only hurting eyes with their tackiness, they’re ILLEGAL too. Officials say that Florence Fang didn’t get the necessary permits and ignored an order to remove the dinos by December 5, 2018. She did pay the $200 fine, though. They want her to banish those uncouth dinosaurs from their eyesight at once! The city is afraid that if the dinos are allowed to stay, others might get ideas and build a Jetsons house. The city says that like it’s a bad thing.

Florence Fang’s lawyers says that she will fight the city because her constitutional rights are at stake! And Florence Fang has the money to fight them, because she’s so rich that she doesn’t even live in the Flintstones house. She just uses it to entertain.

“Mrs. Fang has made people smile, she’s giving them joy. What’s not to love about Dino, who acts like a dog? What is wrong with these people? They want everything removed. They want the dinosaurs removed. They wanted her to put a tree in front of the dinosaur, so you couldn’t see the dinosaur.”

When it comes to richies battling richies, I usually sit back and wait for them to eat each other alive. But in this case, I’m siding with Florence Fang, because she’s a crazy ole’ eccentric rich lady who is using her millions to piss off stuck-up richies. And besides, I’ll always side with someone who buys a house that looks like the tip of a giant uncut dick.

Pic: AP

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