Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Cap’n Crunch’s Punch Crunch cereal!

The wonderful thing about being born at the start of the 80s is that I got to live my childhood days through the greatest era in history (this is a fact, so you can put your hand down if you disagree, because you’re wrong!). But the shitty thing about being born at the start of the 80s is that I didn’t get to live my childhood through the bizarre 70s and guzzle down all the weirdness that decade had to offer. That brings me to today’s HSOTD: the fruit punch flavored Cap’n Crunch cereal!

Sometime in the 1970s, the Quaker oats dude obviously got a fucked-up kind of stoned and decided that the flavor combination of fruit punch and Cap’n Crunch needed to exist. Punch Crunch, which sounds like the name a CrossFit studio, was born and it was described as “little pink rings with a big pink flavor like fruit punch.” I would use that in my Grindr profile but it would be 100% false advertising. The mascot of Punch Crunch was a big ole’ dumb dandy hippo in a sailor costume and his name was Harry S. Hippo. It’s obvious from the cereal box cover that Harry S. Hippo wanted Cap’n Crunch to fortify his little pink ring with vitamins and iron, if I ain’t being too subtle.

Punch Crunch obviously didn’t make it out of the 70s, and that’s because only in the 70s would chirrun want to eat fruit punch with milk. Weird fucks! And no, I am not saying that as a child of the 80s who loved eating his Cheerios with orange juice. Nope, not me!

Pic: Fandom

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >