For those wanting to recreate Saturday morning frat house memories of pouring stale beer over Lucky Charms because nobody’s bothered to buy milk since Sandir, the responsible one, went to visit his parents in Redondo Beach, have I got news for you! Just in time for St. Patrick’s Day, a brewery in Norfolk, Virginia called Smart Mouth, has come up with a “magically ridiculous” Lucky Charms flavored IPA. Sadly, it’s available for frat boys and people who hate their mouths in Virginia only. They don’t ship because they don’t have their hazmat license yet. The beer is called Saturday Morning, and it sounds absolutely disgusting.
Per the Smart Mouth’s Instagram page:
Brewed with house toasted marshmallows and cereal marshmallows in the mash, hopped with Galaxy and Calypso, and dry hopped a whole lot more. This IPA is sure to set you back with nostalgia, on the couch, turning on the best cartoons for a Saturday morning.
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NEW BEER RELEASE ———————————————— This Saturday (3/2) is the release of Saturday Morning, our newest IPA with marshmallows. Brewed with house toasted marshmallows and cereal marshmallows in the mash, hopped with Galaxy and Calypso, and dry hopped a whole lot more. This IPA is sure to set you back with nostalgia, on the couch, turning on the best cartoons for a Saturday morning. ———————————————— Available on draft at both locations, and in 16oz cans for a LIMITED time in Norfolk. 4pk limit TBD. ———————————————— On top of this amazing release, we have a whole slew of fun planned at the Norfolk location. Smartmouth and StarFire present Saturday Morning All Day: 2-6pm – Super Smash Bros Ultimate Tournament & Retro games from @buttonslashers | Local Heroes Comic Sale | Tower of Games Board Games 6pm – Cosplay Contest – Dress up as your favorite Saturday Morning Cartoon character or favorite Super Hero. (Points for being stylish) 6:15pm – Nerd Night Trivia – with prizes 7:30-9:30pm – Music by Baby Josy of LADADA featuring Flamenco Extraordinaire Tom Slay We’ll also have Vinnie’s Pizza food truck all day slinging amazing pies, so come out for an amazing day of nostalgic fun. ———————————————— 🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣 ———————————————— *** WE ONLY DISTRIBUTE IN THE STATE OF VA AND DO NOT SHIP BEER *** ———————————————————————————@buttonslashers @starfirefestival @localheroescomics @towerofgames @ladadaband @vinnysonwheels . . . . . . . . . #craftbeer #instabeer #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #drinklocal #eatlocal #nostalgia #cereal #magicallyridiculous #smartmouthbeer #hashtag #craftbeerporn #beer #757 #smartbeerstupidgood
Since you can only get this beer at the Virginia brewery, maybe you can just make your own version by getting a drunk guy dressed as a leprechaun to piss in your green beer come St. Patty’s Day (that’s called a Boston Boo-yay). However, I imagine if you asked a craft beer nerd, they might tell you that there’s a big difference between putting weird shit “in the mash” and putting weird shit “in your glass”, so maybe don’t do that. And by “that” I mean don’t engage a craft beer nerd in a conversation. You will regret it instantly.
Pic: Smart Mouth via Instagram