It was 4,983,984 in internet years (which is last summer in regular years) when I said that a Dlisted podcast was making its way through the gutters of my brain and would be out soon. Well, my definition of soon is “over a year,” but better late than never. (“Um, Michael, you should’ve stuck with never.” – anyone who listens to the first episode)
The Dlisted podcast is like Dlisted for your ears (grab some antibiotic drops), and since it’s only around 30 minutes long, it’s a short, little nugget of mindless pop culture fluffery. We recorded this first episode on August 9, so the stories are a little dusty. The stories will be a little fresher in future episodes.
In our very first episode, Allison and I start things out with a BANG (served with sarcasm) by talking about Kansas, and then we also get into the Brangelina divorce mess, the Oscars trying to bring in those millennials, and the latest dumb nugget to come out of Lindsay Lohan’s mouth. I also try to guess a Hot Slut of the Day from the past and I drop a C-bomb. Allison does an impeccable Camila Cabello impersonation and almost gets fired for admitting she’s never watched Dynasty. LE GASP!
You can listen to it on iTunes, Stitcher and Google Play. (Spotify is coming soon.) If you’re into it, subscribe and rate! If you ain’t into it, subscribe (because everyone needs something to hate-listen to) but go ahead and skip the rating part.