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June 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Sam, the adorable little door opener!

I have this little scar on my hand, and it’s from when I was around 13 years old and got locked out of our house. My friend had to push me up to the tiny bathroom window so that I could jimmy that bitch open and slide on through, hoping that I wouldn’t crack my head open on the counter. That would’ve been shitty since I was planning to make out with the friend who gave me a lift (and it’s kind of hard to make out with someone when your head is split in two). I ended up cutting my hand on the side of the window, and that scar still haunts me to this very day (not really). But I would’ve never gotten that scar if I had a life saving, highly intelligent ball of fluff like Sam!

Kaylyn Marie writes on Facebook (via Mashable) that she got locked out of her house and was hours away from another human coming home to let her in. So she came up with a plan and the plan involved Sam. The sliding glass door of Kaylyn’s house is secured by an extremely technologically advanced and state-of-the-art security system called a stick. The wooden rod was blocking the door’s rails and she needed Sam to pull the stick out. Now if I tried to get my dog to do heavy labor like pick up a stick, he’d say “fuck you” in eye language (aka an eye roll) and go back to bed. But Sam tried, and when he failed the first, he tried again and succeeded. Why get a keyless entry system when you can get a Sam?!

He’s the best boi

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Kaylyn’s furry keyless entry system is already miles better than any keyless entry system on the market, but he probably needs a little tweaking. Like Kaylyn should make sure that he only opens the door for her by showing Sam a picture of a cartoon burglar in a mask, a beanie, and a striped shirt and let me know that those types may try to woo him with treats but their treats are gross and taste like cat asshole. That will 100% ensure that Sam’s ass doesn’t fall for the trickery of thieves. And yes, all thieves wear masks, a beanie, and a striped shirt.

Pic: Facebook

 

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