Every time Kris Jenner wakes up, she shakes her cane at the devil wondering why she couldn’t have struck the same anti-aging deal 43-year-old Ryan Phillippe made with Beelzebub. The woman in the photo above feels the same way. Ryan’s one hot daddy, so it only makes sense he has a habit of dropping the panties of all ages – 25-year-old Demi Lovato’s apparently being the latest.
The Daily Mail says Ryan was spotted doing the walk of shame (I prefer stride of pride) from Demi’s house at 5AM on Sunday after arriving around midnight. Maybe they were just having a little Bible study like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber! The Daily Mail says witnesses (like this is an episode of “Cops”) saw Ryan arrive after guests left Demi’s Haunted Carnival Bash. He stuck around for five hours and left smoking his vape.
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It’s unclear if Ryan was dressed like a college student en route to an 8AM midterm on purpose for Halloween or if that’s his standard DTF uniform. This isn’t even the first time these two have been rumored to be doing each other. It was rumored that Demi and Ryan hooked up for several months back in 2011, around the same time his daughter with Alexis Knapp was born.
What’s the biggest strife in this whole mess is Ryan’s daughter. Ryan was on The Late Late Show last year and said his 17-year-old daughter with ex-wife Reese Witherspoon, Ava Phillippe, gets 50 shades of red when people confuse him for her brother instead of her father. Vapes and sweatshirt will do that, bro! Now he’s maybe screwing around with a chick closer in age to Ava than him. That’s standard middle-aged dude shit, though. Ava will have something to really worry about when he shows up to her home room reeking of Axe and trying to get chicks to ditch class and make out under the bleachers.