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July 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Ricky Carter, the silver mime who broke character and went off on a trick live on BBC News!

Ricky Carter may look like the sweet Mardi Gras baby of a young Leif Garrett and the Tin Man, but don’t let that smile fool you. That silver bitch will let a trick have it if they come for him. Case in point: Ricky pressed paused on being a silver mime to throw fuck bombs at a dude who apparently heckled him.

BBC News was reporting in the city of Leicester in England about something who cares when a rage-filled baldy came at Ricky who was doing his thing in front of a Five Guys. Ricky tells the Leicester Mercury that he was already having a shit day, because he and his girlfriend (who I’m guessing is Rosie the Robot) had an argument so he was in no mood to get yelled at. The baldy screamed at him about taking money from the homeless:

“I was just standing still as I do. He was mouthing off at me. He asked why I am allowed to do this when beggars can get arrested. He was trying to have an argument with me. He said I was taking money from homeless people. I got angry with him and then I walked away.”

This story does have a happy ending. Ricky says that the two eventually made up, and I’m taking that to mean that they realized there was a ton of sexual tension between them so they that cut by making out. And yes, I realize that I am so hard-up and desperate that I’m imagining human/silver mime soft-core porn in my head.

And here’s the clip of Ricky nearly rusting his tonsils while screaming at a bitch to fuck off.

If Martin Scorsese directed a remake of the Wizard of Oz, Ricky is what his version of the Tin Man would be and that’s definitely my kind of Tin Man.

Pic: Leicester Mercury

 

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