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April 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Mr. Gorilla, the cop from England who heroically crawled the entire route of the London Marathon while wearing a gorilla suit.

The London Marathon started on Sunday, April 23, and the person who did it the fastest was Daniel Wanjiru, who ran its 26.2 mile course in two hours, five minutes and forty-eight seconds. Mr. Gorilla finished the marathon in six-and-a-half days. Crawling over 26 miles in around six days is impressive, because I wouldn’t make it to the six minute mark after realizing that if I kept going, my knee caps would quit my body and then how in the hell would I get on my knees to…. pray during Sunday mass? Yes, to pray during mass.

41-year-old Tom Harrison, the cop inside of the Mr. Gorilla suit, tells the BBC that he ran the London Marathon in a gorilla suit last year but really wanted to step it up this year. Mr. Gorilla crawled for 10 to 12 hours a day, and at night, he rested his limbs at friends’ houses. He says he switched between “crawling on his hands and knees” and “crawling on his hands and feet” to give his blistered and busted knees a break.  Mr. Gorilla did it to raise money for the charity The Gorilla Organization, which works to help our gorilla friends. Mr. Gorilla’s goal was to rase £1,500, but he shattered that goal the same way he almost shattered his knees by raising £26,000.

Here’s Mr. Gorilla crawling to the finish line yesterday like you crawling into work on a Monday morning:

Mr. Gorilla says he smelled like a gorilla after finishing the marathon, but his musty crotch, ass and pit situations were well worth it, because not only did he raise a ton of money for a very good cause, but he also got a trophy from The Gorilla Organization. This has been a very bad 13 months for gorillas with Harambe, Khloe’s show getting canceled and that Kong: Skull Island movie, so finally some good and heartwarming gorilla-related news. Viva Mr. Gorilla!

Pic: @ninamasseyPA

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