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April 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Chroma Key Grandma!

Sequels to James Cameron’s giant CGI 3D bukkake extravaganza, Avatar, have been pushed off until the end of eternity (at least), because he says they’re going to do 4 movies back-to-back and it’s a gigantic undertaking. Pfft! What an amateur! 20th Century Fox should immediately replace James Cameron’s slow ass with this memaw from Russia who can easily bang out an Avatar sequel that is filled with both technological wonder and riveting storytelling.

Buzzfeed says that Tatiana Subbotina, a 62-year-old retiree from Saint Petersburg, Russia, has been making YouTube videos since 2013. Tatiana’s first videos were made for kids, but when she started teaching herself the special effects art of chroma key compositing, a whole new world opened up and she became a one-memaw Industrial Light & Magic. The babushka version of George Lucas uses Premier Pro and even made her own green screen suit. Tatiana’s green screen masterpieces have turned her into a YouTube star in Russia.

Tatiana’s videos show her going on all sorts of adventures like riding a magic carpet, going to space and driving a sports car (those Fast and Furious bitches will offer her the lead role in the 9th movie in 3..2). And Tatiana says she made this one after she injured herself and her doctor told her she can get exercise by swimming.

My doctor told me that I need to put healthier things in my mouth and get more exercise (apparently, “fapping” doesn’t count as cardio, weird), so can Green Screen Master Tatiana please help me to make a video where I’m using a StairMaster while eating a stalk of celery (that’s really a rolled-up slice of pizza)?

Here’s more of Tatiana’s Oscar-worthy work. It’s Tatiana on a building!

It’s Tatiana using her magical fire powers to keep warm in a Christmas wonderland!

It’s Tatiana putting gymnasts to shame!

You can see all of her videos here.

And even though she’s a giant in the special effects world now, she tells Buzzfeed that she still makes time for her fans:

“I’m really pleased that there’s a demand for what I do online. People write to me a lot right now and I’ll try my best to fulfill all requests of my subscribers.”

I was going to use Rosetta Stone’s drunk and cheap whore of a half-sister, Google Translate, to write to Tatiana and ask her how can I use Premier Pro to make myself a pair of exquisite silent movie star brows like hers, but it’s obvious those are natural. No amount of special effects can create that kind of beauty.

Pic: YouTube

 

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