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February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Alduin, the bearded dragon who “waves” at his human when she waves at him!

The most impressive trick my pet can do is force himself to caca whenever we’re walking in front of the patio of a restaurant or a Starbucks that’s full of people. He truly has the power to embarrass. It’s a gift. But this bearded dragon named Alduin has him beat. Alduin’s human, Mei Shan Li, gave The LAD Bible (via everywhere) this video of her doing a slow, long wave at her lizard. Alduin sees her wave, runs up to his perch and does a slow, long wave back. Most Hollywood reboots can suck Lucifer’s fart, but this reboot of Arrival is the greatest reboot I’ve ever seen!

So is Courtney Stodden’s baby nephew’s wave his way of warning mankind about the destruction that’s about to swallow us all? (You’re a little late, Alduin, we already know about that.) No, Alduin’s majestic lizard wave isn’t some kind of warning or a party trick. A site called The Bearded Dragon says that a bearded dragon waving their arm is a sign of submission.

There are a couple of possible meanings when a bearded dragon waves it’s arms. One meaning is species recognition. If a bearded dragon waves at another bearded dragon, it tells the other dragon that he/she is aware of their presence.

Another meaning is submission. A bearded dragon may wave his or her arm whenever they are approached by a larger bearded dragon or whenever a larger animal approaches the dragon.

So in other words, it sounds like Alduin’s wave does not translate to, “Why, hello back to you, bitch.” It sounds like it really translates to, “Okay, okay, mercy, mercy! I give in! Now can you stop with that weird creepy hand wave thing you’re doing? It’s freaking me out!”

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