Sportsball isn’t my thing, so my lack of enthusiasm for the Super Bowl is palpable. Plus, it turns out that the team I’m supposed to be rooting for has some dubious allegiances. “Well, who cares? You’re not into the Super Bowl. Go read a book, whiny!” You don’t get it! Did you see where I just linked to? J Harvey lives in Boston! You can’t NOT LIKE THE PATRIOTS or NOT CARE ABOUT SPORTSBALL here. They find you!
For real, I have to have set replies ready in the back of my head for when someone tries to engage me in Pats conversation. I get some sort of Pats-related sports factoid having to do with the current season from one of my brothers. I also make sure my “ready reply” avoids expressing an actual opinion. And voila! How do you think I get through most Uber rides and barbershop haircuts here in the Hub?
Jimmy Fallon had a bunch of adorable little pups predict who’s going to win the big game between the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons on The Tonight Show last night. This uncomfortable and possibly life-threatening situation would be able to be avoided if THIS was how they played professional football in the US. With puppies! I’d watch every game!
In addition to being credited with making football palatable to me for a few moments, these puppies should also be credited for briefly allowing me to stomach Jimmy Fallon.
Check out the puppy predictors below!