Open Post: Hosted By Mimi Covering The Eyes Of A Dignitary With Pure Sophistication

August 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Seen above giving you a “Jordache jean model in a mall fashion show circa 1983″ pose, Mimi once again slathered herself in biker slut glamour, and this time she did it to support her friend at an event for the Secretary-General of the United Nations. If you’re going to meet a dignitary from the UN, you should wear your most elegant ensemble and nothing is more elegant than leath-uh, open-toe ho stroll heels and a formal bra. It’s the lace bra that truly elevates this look to the height of opulence. It’s what Rizzo from Grease would wear if Rizzo became the First Lady of the United States.

Mimi’s friend Brett Ratner hosted an event at his L.A. house for the Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon. Vogue says that Ban Ki-moon went to Hollywood, because Brett’s production company RatPac is doing a show about the UN, and he also asked all the famous tricks in the room to help bring awareness to important issues:

Ban Ki-moon’s objective? To use the international reach of Hollywood creatives to shed light on global issues. RatPac announced a new TV miniseries, In Harm’s Way, that will feature the global work of the United Nations throughout history. Filmmaker and host Raymond has already begun his work on the first season, which will narrate the efforts of the organization during the U.N. East Timor crisis in 1999. This kind of narrative is key, according to Ban Ki-moon, to showing the efforts of the U.N. to an international audience. “You are the ones who can motivate,” remarked Ban Ki-moon, “you have the global reach.”

And when he said that last line, Mimi’s glitter-embedded ego throbbed so hard that her painted-on leather leggings split open, because in her head, she heard, “You, Mariah Carey, are the only one who can motivate, you are the only one with global reach.” And Mimi totally heard right, because that’s exactly what Ban Ki-moon meant.


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