You probably didn’t watch Heroes. I did, cuz’ I’m a certified level 10 nerd. Milo Ventimiglia played the main dude and, between seasons 1 and 2, he went from “hey, it’s cute Jess from Gilmore Girls” to “holy shit, Milo Ventilator is a BEEFY PIECE OF ASS.” Usually, the nerd shows play up the boobies, so it felt very progressive. Milo has a new show called This Is Us premiering Sept. 20 on NBC, and the trailer featuring his naked buttcheeks was viewed 7.3 million times. In an interview with E!, Peter Petrelli says that he is just fine with the thirst of so many centering on his ass, thank you.
“It was one of those things [being on network television] I thought no way, and I get to my trailer in the morning on the first day of filming, and I look at my choices of wardrobe, and it’s really not much,” Ventimiglia told me last night at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s Grants Gala at the Beverly Wilshire. “There’s tape, and there’s like a nude flesh colored thing, like pieces of cloth and tape, and I kind of went, ‘OK, alright, cool. I’ve been nude in film before. It’s fine. No big deal. I’m totally comfortable with my manhood and my rear.”
I’d like to be totally comfortable with his manhood and his rear, J. Harvey typed, and then forgot to delete it because we don’t sexually objectify people anymore. Ventilator says that he was surprised when he saw the trailer and realized it was a case of ass beats face.
“I was like, ‘Wow, my ass precedes my face,'” Ventimiglia recalled.
He credits his gym taskmaster with helping to sculpt those cakes.
“He’s my trainer of seven years,” Ventimiglia said. “It’s a hardworking ass.”
This interview is basically the words equivalent of a Nick Jonas photoshoot. I’m gay, and I feel very baited right now. You can watch the trailer below. Don’t get too excited. The bad news is that his ass is visible for literally one second. We are indeed a thirsty people. The good news is that This is Us’ executive producer said that the show would be “showing his ass in every episode.” The word “cracked” was used to categorize the guy’s statement as a joke. But I’m choosing to delude myself and believe it referred to what’s between Milo’s buttocks.