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Angel Jones from Fish Police!

“Fish Police” sounds like a segment on RuPaul’s Drag Race, but for a short moment in 1992 it was a cartoon on CBS. Fish Police was kind of like an underwater Dick Tracy with a touch of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? It was based on a comic about a fish detective named Inspector Gil who investigates crimes and battles the mafia in an underwater metropolis. CBS aired Fish Police during the nighttimes, so they were hoping it would be their The Simpsons. It wasn’t. It was canceled after only 6 episodes and buried in an underwater grave. Those six episodes live on YouTube, though.

Angel Jones was the Jessica Rabbit/Breathless Mahoney of Fish Police. When she wasn’t crooning out velvety smooth musical notes as the headliner of the Calamari Club, she was trying to seduce Inspector Gil. They pretty much wanted to suck each other’s fins off. JoBeth Williams and John Ritter did the voices for Angel and Inspector Gil, so Fish Police was pretty much the highlight of their careers!

Fish Police is long gone but Angel’s influence over beauty and glamour long lives on. Angel’s eyebrow situation looks like two tadpoles gracefully diving deep into a pool of elegance, her fish tits are spectacular and her all-natural lips are the lips that tricks try to get with help from a syringe full of melted plastic. Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna so want to be Angel Jones, but sadly for them, they possess about as much glamour as a canned sardine. Angel Jones, they’ll never be!