And on this episode of Shit Superman Says, Henry Cavill has moved on from giving us brand new information by saying that being rich is a beautiful dream and is now talking about fuck-deficient chicks catcalling him and trying to pick his ass up when he’s with his 19-year-old girlfriend Tara King. Superman also said something about sex fences…
The very rich bitch, who is so rich that he’s even richer than self-proclaimed very rich NeNe Leakes, tells the Sunday Times (via People) that he thinks there’s a double standard going on when it comes to catcalling. Henry says that some women have shown that they have no fucks to give by asking him to fuck on the street and he thinks that they probably wouldn’t like it if a construction worker type said the same shit to them.
“I mean, if a girl shouts something like, ‘Oi, love, fancy a shag?’ to me as I walk past, I do sometimes wonder how she’d feel if a builder said that to her. Although, of course, I wouldn’t feel physically threatened, as she might.”
Henry wouldn’t say exactly what thirsty tricks have screamed at him (my guess is something like, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the coochie geyser I squirted out from seeing that hot ass.“), but he says he mostly doesn’t mind it unless it’s said to him while he’s with his girlfriend. Henry’s goat gets got whenever a bold bitch hits on him in front of Tara King. I’m with Henry. That’s not right, because making a child cry on purpose is wrong.
“I’ve heard some things in my time, I have to say. I’d best not say what. I don’t mind it – not unless I’m with my girlfriend and someone is being complimentary to me in order to disrespect her. People who don’t respect other people’s feelings really get my goat.”
You’d think that dating famous movie star Henry Cavill is all sunshine, rainbows and first class trips to New Zealand, but it ain’t. Henry didn’t exactly come out and say that his fans have been cunty to his teenage piece, but it sounds like his fans have been cunty to his teenage piece. Call CPS!
“The pressure that comes from dating someone in the public eye is enormous. Because that person’s fans of the opposite sex dislike you, there’s often a deep and nasty backlash, which is incredibly unfounded and unfair.”
Henry may seem like he’s as emotionless as a hot block of chiseled wood covered in hair, but he has feelings and is really in touch with them, especially when it comes to his girlfriend:
“Everyone should be entitled to their full range of emotions. Whether they display them in public or not is a different debate, but, um – sorry! – yes, the acknowledgment that people feel things is important, on both sides of the, um, sex fence.”
Henry Cavill’s mind is a fountain of enlightenment and I want to hear his deep thoughts about everything, but first I need him to tell me in detail what a sex fence is exactly. Because when I think of a sex fence, my brain jizzes out a thought bubble with this picture in it:
(Note: That picture was not taken outside of John Travolta’s villa on Gold Base.)
So, tell me more about this sex fence, Henry. My interest (and other parts I won’t mention, because it’s Monday and you don’t need those images this early in the week) is piqued.
And here’s Superman at Good Morning America today.