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Nerds Cereal!

In the 80s EVERYTHING was turned into a cereal at one point of another. If the Kartrashians were big in the 80s there would definitely had been a Black Cock Cereal (Oh how I wish there was a Black Cock Cereal.) If Charlie Sheen was the huge public mess he is today in the 80s, there would definitely had been a Crack Rock Cereal. Nerds was a big candy in the 80s, so of course they put out a cereal.

The Nerds Cereal was pretty much like the candy. The box was split into two sides, each containing a different flavor. You could eat just one side or you could mix the two. I don’t exactly remember what it tasted like, but when I think of it, the taste of fruit-flavored cough syrup mixed with soggy Corn Pops fills my mouth. In other words, it was delicious!

Nerd Cereal’s tagline was, “Which side are you gonna eat first?” I probably owe Nerd Cereal some money, because I say that tagline every time I’m on a date.