Yolanda Foster Is Apparently Saying She Doesn’t Have Any Lyme Disease Symptoms

At least according to Radar, she is. So if Yolanda Foster’s Lyme disease doctor is reading this and wondering if his most famous patient has been stepping out on them with another Lyme disease doctor (“That’s cold, Yoyo“) who stamped the words A-OK on her file, well – just know there’s a chance it’s a Lyme-dipped exaggeration. But for now, Radar is passing along the message that Yolanda has apparently been telling people her relationship with Lyme disease is about as active as her marriage to David Foster. Aka, she’s not dealing with it right now.

An insider claims that Yolanda has let Andy Cohen know (okay, so the insider is Andy on an untraceable pay-as-you-go flip phone, right?) that he can count her in for the upcoming Real (Except In The Face) Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Last year, Yolanda could only work the reunion show for less than an hour because her Lyme disease was being a dick. But she feels like she’s close to a full recovery this year, and has been shouting it from the rooftops. Or the roof of a $59-a-night Red Roof Inn junior suite, if those rumors about her busted bank account balance are to be believed.

The source adds that Yolanda really wants to sit through the torture of a RHoBH reunion show to prove to all the tricks that were side-eyeing her illness that yes, she actually has Lyme disease, but she’s well enough now to lay their asses out and verbally whoop a trick for suggesting she might be faking it. Since her soon-to-be ex-husband won’t be there, maybe she’ll bring the nurse that takes her needle selfies (copyright: Taylor Armstrong). You know, for moral support. But also to cheer her on when she goes after the first person who demands she show them the Lyme disease receipts. “Get her, Yoyo! Wipe that chemically-frozen look off her face!”

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