The Golden Girls Granny Panties Are November’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

December 11, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Approximately five minutes after I put up the Hot Slut of the Month poll for November, it was clear who was going to win that bitch. The Golden Girls granny panties easily won the battle and their competitors are eating their cheesecake queefs right now. The others didn’t stand a chance.

The Golden Girls panties got 53% of your votes, followed by the holy painting of Ben Carson and Jesus (24%), the pristine jewel Loni Anderson (17%) and the wisdom tooth engagement ring (6%). Everybody loves the Golden Girls and everybody loves silky panties and when you put them together you get the ultimate power couple who cannot be stopped. The Golden Girls granny panties will go on to the Hot Slut of the Year finals next month.

The GG panties are also still for sale on Etsy, but the store that sells them had to pull the Betty White chonies. Betty probably asked them to take hers down, because she’s working on her own lingerie collection with Frederick’s of Hollywood. She’s probably planning to put out a line of panties that will be edible (flavor: cheesecake, of course), crotchless and assless. Here’s hoping.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: Bullets and Bees

Tags: Hot Slut of the Month

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