Kristen Stewart’s second-greatest enemy (the first being smiling) ran into KStew while she was filming Personal Shopper in Paris on Friday night, and because it’s Kristen Stewart, she flipped them off. Yes, there’s a small chance she wasn’t flipping off the paparazzi on purpose; it could be that they simply caught Kristen Stewart in the middle of a scene where her character was telling someone to fuck off with her finger. I mean, KStew doesn’t always flip off the paps when she sees them, right? “Hahaha, that’s cute” thought KStew’s middle finger.
It has honestly been so long since I could remember the last time Kristen Stewart pulled out her favorite finger and flipped off the paparazzi, and I was starting to get scared that maybe she had retired it. May god strike me down for ever thinking such blasphemous thoughts! A world where Kristen Stewart doesn’t greet the paps by throwing up her middle finger isn’t a world I want to live in. Kristen Stewart and her middle finger are truly one of the great romances of our time.