Night Crumbs
Ben Affleck took a machete and a razor to his beard…. I take back every bad thing I ever said about that raggedy beard – Lainey Gossip
Wendy Williams crowns Taylor Swift the Queen of Mean – Celebitchy
Instagram filters are a thing of pure and potent magic. Exhibit: A (these pictures of Lindsay Lohan) – Drunken Stepfather
Selena Gomez celebrated No Bra Day, I see – The Superficial
Ariana Grande Latte is blond on her single cover and she looks like a Children of the Damned Bratz doll – IDLYITW
The Porn Iguana’s 2-step process on how to start a pregnancy rumor. 1. Cover your stomach in front of the paps you called. 2. Go to a pharmacy and make sure the paps take pics of you buying a pregnancy test – Hollywood Tuna
Maksim Chmerkovskiy hates Hope Solo – Starcasm
New Order’s new video is very Gay of Thrones goes to a rave – Towleroad
Eva Longoria’s in a bikini – Popoholic
Wayne Newton loves all the Republican presidential candidates (including the “lady“) and that’s great and everything, but HIS FACE – Boy Culture
Goopy Paltrow looks like a giant next to lima bean-sized Nicole Richie – Popsugar
Fantasy Island is getting rebooted with a female lead. Joan Collins for the lead or they shouldn’t even bother! – Jezebel
This may be Eric the Asshole Bird’s protégé, but it needs to work on its cursing skills – The Berry
Ryan Murphy and Goopy Paltrow’s one-hit wonders movie is turning into a TV show – HuffPo
Jesse Williams is a daddy again – Just Jared
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