Night Crumbs

October 14, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Ben Affleck took a machete and a razor to his beard…. I take back every bad thing I ever said about that raggedy beard – Lainey Gossip

Wendy Williams crowns Taylor Swift the Queen of Mean – Celebitchy

Instagram filters are a thing of pure and potent magic. Exhibit: A (these pictures of Lindsay Lohan) – Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez celebrated No Bra Day, I see – The Superficial

Ariana Grande Latte is blond on her single cover and she looks like a Children of the Damned Bratz doll – IDLYITW

The Porn Iguana’s 2-step process on how to start a pregnancy rumor. 1. Cover your stomach in front of the paps you called. 2. Go to a pharmacy and make sure the paps take pics of you buying a pregnancy test – Hollywood Tuna

Maksim Chmerkovskiy hates Hope Solo – Starcasm

New Order’s new video is very Gay of Thrones goes to a rave – Towleroad

Eva Longoria’s in a bikini – Popoholic

Wayne Newton loves all the Republican presidential candidates (including the “lady“) and that’s great and everything, but HIS FACE – Boy Culture

Goopy Paltrow looks like a giant next to lima bean-sized Nicole Richie – Popsugar

Fantasy Island is getting rebooted with a female lead. Joan Collins for the lead or they shouldn’t even bother! – Jezebel

This may be Eric the Asshole Bird’s protégé, but it needs to work on its cursing skills – The Berry

Ryan Murphy and Goopy Paltrow’s one-hit wonders movie is turning into a TV show – HuffPo

Jesse Williams is a daddy again – Just Jared

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