Janet Jackson Is Back (And She Brought Some Extra Saggy Pampers Pants With Her)

September 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Janet Jackson’s 36-date comeback world tour started in Vancouver, Canada last night and she wore those Hammer pants the entire night. Damita NOOOOOOOOOOO!

The “Unbreakable World Tour” is Janet’s first tour in 4 years. Between then and now, she’s reportedly been living in the Middle East with her hot billionaire husbandThe New York Times reviewed Janet’s first night and they say that she opened with a new song she did with Missy Elliott and spent the rest of the night delivering her hits. She performed a couple of other new songs including “No Sleep,” the first single from her new album. Janet kept it simple. While other pop stars bring out every goddamn celebrity on the planet and shoot themselves out of cannons and shit, Janet wore one outfit and didn’t have any set changes.

Janet paid tribute to Michael Jackson by performing “Scream,” and that makes sense, but I scanned several articles about her show and not one of them mentioned her paying homage to La Toya Jackson. Janet didn’t do any covers of La Toya’s gigantic hits like “Heart Don’t Lie,” “Bad Girl” and “Camp Kuchi Kaiai.” Janet also didn’t end the show by saying, “None of this would’ve been possible without the most talented and beautiful Jackson, La Toya!” That just doesn’t make sense.

Here’s a montage of Janet’s show and it’s worth watching even though there’s no traces of La Toya in it.

Janet should’ve at least let La Toya pick out her outfit, because Toy Toy would’ve never let her wear some pants that make her look like Donald Duck from the waist down.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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