Some Angry Moms Nearly Called CPS After Seeing This Picture Of Ryan Reynolds And His Baby

June 24, 2015 / Posted by:

On Father’s Day, stale flax seed and lavender breadstick Blake NotSoLively threw up this picture on Instagram of her husband Ryan Reynolds and their 6-month-old baby daughter James with the caption: “Happy Fathers Day!!! … @vancityreynolds Since the day our baby was born, I’ve felt so strongly in my heart that you were most likely the father.” Insert “nervous laugh from Ben Affleck” here.

Some people weren’t laughing at Blake NotSoLively’s joke, because they were too busy screaming their tonsils off for the policía, the FBI, Obama, Child Protective Services, Mary Poppins and Mama Rabbit over the way Baby James is sitting in that baby backpack thing. When I see that picture, I see baby feet hanging out of a baby backpack thing. But when mad moms see that picture, they practically see Ryan Reynolds dangling his baby over a river full of blood-thirsty, hungry great white sharks. I know that great white sharks don’t live in rivers, but mad moms aren’t thinking clearly, because the veins in their brains are pumped full of boiling outrage.

After Blake posted that picture, the comment section began to fill with members of the Mad Mom Mafia going on about how Ryan is putting their child’s life at risk! Here’s just some of the comments:


If your going to post a photo of you #babywearing at least do it right. All I’m imagining is the baby falling straight to the ground. This is scary!

that’s not how you wear it. Your babies legs should be around your waist. (And no I’m not talking shit to anyone). It’s very dangerous to wear your baby like that and it’s very dangerous to not be able to see their face

Blakie i made a special cake for you for celebrate 1 year of preserve with a note hope you will appreciate

The last one had nothing to do with the baby, but it’s the craziest one of them all, because they call Blake “Blakie.”

Baby experts told Yahoo! Parenting that the baby is hanging a little low and isn’t in the carrier right, but one patted Ryan on the taint for trying:

“Although baby James is not in the most ideal position for this carrier, it’s really wonderful to see a happy dad trying his best to follow his instincts and snuggle his baby close.”

So I guess everyone can hold off on calling CPS. We can save our calls for when James gets older and Blake makes her daughter read some of the shit she wrote on No child should have to go through that.

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