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January 31, 2015 / Posted by:

The lusciously stunning hair art on the head of PJ in the Ford Fusion commercial! 

If The Flintstones was rebooted as an ABC Family sitcom that took place in the Midwest in the 90s and Sigourney Weaver played Betty Rubble, this is what she would look like in the show’s intro. If you’ve watched at least 20 minutes of TV in the US this week, then I’m sure you’ve seen this commercial 2 times or more, because networks play it like they have to play it every 10 minutes or the world will end. It’s the Dharma Initiative Clock of commercials. In it, PJ (which is short for “Potent Jena Se Quois-ness“) tells us that she switched from Honda to Ford and I’m not sure what else she says, because I’m too busy taking in the hair spray wonderland of YES on top of her head.

I keep waiting for Honda to announce that they’re filing for bankruptcy because millions of Honda owners switched to Ford. Honda owners all realized that they must take the advice of a human symbol of timeless beauty who made the right decision to do her hair as though Edward Scissorhands cut it with rusty scissors before a bunch of pigeons decided to make it their home. I was going to say that PJ’s hair is so NOW, but that’s only partially true. PJ’s hair is so yesterday, today and tomorrow. Almost every decade of the 20th century and beyond is represented in her hair. I see the 50s hair flip, the crunchy Aqua Netted bang and a little bit of 90s grunge in there. Take it in:

PJ’s hair has proven me very wrong. I figured that if Kate Gosselin’s old possum hair of 2009 and Michelle Duggar’s hair bareback fucked and made a baby together, that baby would look like a hideous monster. But nope, it would look exactly like PJ’s hair, which is a work of pure gorgeousness.

(For Kelley and Peter)

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