When Kummy Kakes said Bruce Jenner was on a “journey” and said that he’ll tell his story, she meant to say that he’ll tell his story in front of E!’s cameras as soon as Pimp Mama Kris finishes brokering the deal and gets as much money as possible.
TMZ and UsWeekly says that for months and months E!’s cameras have been following Bruce around as he slowly begins to change his outside. TMZ’s post is very vague and they didn’t come out and say that Bruce is physically transitioning into a woman, but UsWeekly did. One of Bruce Jenner’s “friends” tells UsWeekly (via Gossip Cop) that he has been seeing doctors and is ready to go public with his transition. The friend says that Bruce was ready to fully let out his inner woman in 1990, but Pimp Mama Kris being the evil killer of dreams and hopes that she is, told him not do to it. But now that he’s no longer married to the mutated fart of Lucifer that possessed a wax Michael Jackson figure, he can let his hair down and live life. via Gossip Cop
Jenner is said to be now taking estrogen hormones, even as soon-to-be ex-wife Kris has “refused to accept the truth.” Us Weekly says the momager remains in “denial,” and quotes its source as saying “she has made no attempts to understand” what Jenner is going through.
In addition to what Us Weekly says is a “tell-all interview,” the magazine reports Jenner will also have an E! show “highlighting his desire to live as a woman and look like one.”
TMZ says that Kim, Khloe, Kourtney Kendall, Kylie, Krusty, Kweefy and whatever the other ones names are support Bruce, but PMK “lost it” at one point while he talked to his family about the changes in his life. How can she lose it when she never had it?
I never totally bought into the rumors that Bruce is transitioning. Part of me figured that Bruce subscribed to Siegfried and Roy’s brand of man glamour and discovered a love for having flowing locks and plumped up lips. But if it is true and he is showing his transition in front of the cameras, then I really can’t wait for the scene where Bruce breaks the black magic spell that PMK put on him by telling her that he’s going to do what he wants to do and she screams while melting into a puddle of black sludge. That’s going to be Emmy worthy.
And here’s PMK and Kendull Jenner at LAX yesterday.