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November 16, 2014 / Posted by:

Buddy, the ride or die bitch who jumped on the side of the ambulance when his human was in a sick way and rode that shit for 20 miles like a loyal badass.

The San Angelo Standard-Times (via SF Gate) says that last month 83-year-old rancher JR Nicholson was feeling dizzy so his ranch hand Brian Wright called for an ambulance. The ambulance showed up, loaded JR (yes, in my head JR looks like Larry Hagman) in and they started their one hour journey to a hospital in Fredericksburg. About 20 miles into their ride, a car flagged down the ambulance and got them to pull over. When they pulled over, they found JR’s loyal dog friend Buddy hanging out on the outside sidestep of the ambulance. Before the ambulance took off at JR’s ranch, the 35-pound Beagle mix hopped on that sidestep, because I guess he didn’t want to be without his human. Cut to me looking at my dog who would rather suck on a cat’s ass than risk his life by clinging to a goddamn sidestep on a moving ambulance. Fuck that shit. I’m on my own.

Tanner Brown, one of the emergency medical technicians who responded to the call, said they couldn’t believe it and had no choice but to put Buddy in the ambulance and bring him to the hospital with them. Tanner took a picture of Buddy hanging out in the ambulance like, “Thanks, but I was cool out there, bitches, because I got it like that.” JR Nicholson was released from the hospital the same day and told the Standard-Times that he was touched by Buddy’s loyalty (and JR only adopted him from a shelter 4 months ago):

“I was impressed. He didn’t have to go to the hospital with me, but he did. I had two dogs (before Buddy), but I had to put one of them down. He came along at just the right time. He’s now a member of the family.”

File this story under: Shit That A Cat Would Never Do. A cat would stay back at the ranch and have a piss-on-the-bed and scratch-the-couch party while their human was laid up in an ambulance.

This reminds me of dogs who pretty much move onto their human’s gravesite after they’re buried. Buddy must’ve been a chola in his past life, because he has seriously taken ride or die to the next level. Buddy is seriously the best.

With all that being said, when JR gets his bill, he’s probably going to find a passenger fee on it, because Buddy hitched a ride. “Thanks, Obama” – Buddy

(For Kate)

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