Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 4, 2014 / Posted by:

The Rubenesque bathing beauty who turned yesterday’s boring afternoon Dodgers game into a Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition photo shoot spectacular! 

Yesterday, the fans at Dodger Stadium were more than pleasantly surprised when they found out that their price of admission also bought them a ticket to a live bathing beauty show starring a voluptuous Adonis in hiked up black shorty shorts. This reincarnation of a Peter Paul Rubens muse laid all of his pure, raw sex on the stands and as the sun jizzed all over him rays of unfiltered sensuality shot off of his body. This is when attention whoring goes right! Clean-up crews are still using wet vacs to suck up all the gallons of panty pudding that flooded the field.

These pictures prove that nobody needs to hack into THE CLOUD for fap material. Fap material proudly and openly presents itself in the stands at Dodger Stadium. This American hero is serving up more tits than all of those hacked naked celebrity pictures combined. Also, Hollywood chicks and stylists need to pull up a front row seat in the classroom and take note, because this is how the side boob is really done. Dude is giving you so much side chichi that it also looks like he’s giving you side ass too. You know you want to motorboat his armpit.

Fun fact: Six seconds after the picture above was taken, a third X appeared on that can of Dos Equis, because it wanted to properly pay tribute to the definition of sexxx next to it.

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Pics: @gregofla, @Busted_Coverage (For Mario and Karin)

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