Hot Slut Of The Day!
August 25, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K
The gold glitter-covered nalgas that stole the show during Beyonce’s 500-year-long MTV VMAs performance.
We’ll have much more about Beyonce’s never-ending VMAs extravaganza (which claimed THOUSANDS OF LIVES) in a minute, but for now here’s her back-up dancers’ gold ass cheeks that kind of look like Faberge eggs. Those dancers will be shitting and butt queefing up gold glitter for weeks (“Just like me!” – Richard Simmons).
And I might still be drunk from last night, but their ass cheeks and legs kind of look like misshapen sparkly gold sperm fishes. Basically, their legs and ass look like something that Liberace would jizz up. True opulence.
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