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July 8, 2014 / Posted by:

Rubber Poppers!

Rubber Poppers were to kids in the 90s what rocks and sticks were to kids in 30,000 BC times (Actually, no, rocks and sticks were probably mind blowing to 30,000 BC kids). Rubber Poppers were little tiny rubber things that looked like giant neon pimples found on the asses of Popples (or like fashionable dick helmets) and they were simple as simple can be, but they brought hours of entertainment. You’d turn those little rubber neon ass pimples inside out and wait for them to pop up and take someone’s eyeball out. They’d get everywhere and if you were a young bitch in the 90s and played with these things, there might be a mountain of them living on top of your parent’s kitchen cabinets. I poop one out every couple years.

Eventually my school banned Rubber Poppers and setting one off could get a brat time in detention. The 90s really were a simpler time when the only weapon we had to worry about hitting our body was a dumb rubber tiny dick helmet.

Since I was a lover and not a fighter in the 90s, I mostly used Rubber Poppers to give myself a tiny hickey. I’d suction one to my neck and hold it there until it looked like a lamprey or some other round-mouthed creature gave me a round hickey. Yes, in the 90s, I was a Forever Aloner-in-training.

Pic: The 90s Life

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