Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Franzie, the hugging pussy!

Ever since I saw this video at Tastefully Offensive a few days ago, I stuck a Post-It on top of the expired pile of ground beef I call a brain to make Franzie HSOTD and I kept forgetting! Fuck my brain for forgetting to give Franzie (which sounds like the name of a homemade wine cooler made of Franzia and Fresca) the tribute he deserves. If my brain really wanted to forget about a stretched out pussy, why couldn’t it have forgotten about Kim Kartrashian instead? Why Franzie?! But finally, I’m giving Franzie the HSOTD badge of honor (it’s more like a badge of dishonor, but whatever).

When Franzie’s human needs a hug to warm his soul, he gets down and that pussy puts up his arms the same way I do whenever I see a cop coming toward me. But Franzie isn’t saying, “Don’t shoot! Don’t Shoot!“, he’s saying, “Let this pussy give you some love.” Franzie must be possessed by the spirit of a Golden Retriever, because every cat I know would flip you off, spit in your face and call your mama a whore if they could. But not Franzie, that pussy has a lot of love to give. Huge away, Franzie:

Truthfully, Franzie is probably a dog in a pussy costume who’s trying to ruin catmanity’s reputation by pulling sappy shit like this.

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